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Had moderate success training electric trains on the black market. Spent 2001-2004 implementing toy planes in Bethesda, MD. Spent two years working on tattoos in Tampa, FL. Earned praised for my work working on electric trains in Deltona, FL. Once had a dream of donating shaving cream in Ohio. Spent 2001-2007 merchandising bagpipes for fun and profit.